One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God.
"Lord, I have a problem!" "What's the problem, Eve?"
"Lord, I know you created me and all of this beautiful garden and all of these amazing animals and that hilarious comedic snake, but I'm just not happy."
"Why is that, Eve?" came the reply from above. "Lord, I am lonely, and I'm sick to death of apples."
"Well Eve, in that case, I have a solution. I shall create a man for you."
"What's a man, Lord?" "Man will be a flawed creature, with many wreteched traits. He'll lie, cheat and be vainglorious; all in all, he'll give you a hard time.
But... he'll be bigger, stronger, and will like to hunt and kill things. He will look silly when he's aroused, but since you've been complaining, I'll make him in such a way that he will satisfy your physical needs.
He will be witless and will revel in childish things like fighting and kicking a ball about. He won't be too smart, so he'll also need your advice to think properly."
"Sounds wonderful!" says Eve, " but what's the catch, Lord?"
Well... you can have him on one condition."
"What's that, Lord?" "As I said, he'll be proud, arrogant, and self-admiring... So you'll have to let him believe that I made him first. Just remember, it's our little secret... You know, woman to woman."
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Wednesday, November 11, 2015
Think about it: In the Garden of Eden, how many women were there?
One: Eve.
How many men?
Many!
There was God, Adam, the three Archangels Lucifer, Michael and Gabriel, that's already five men! And then there were myriads of angels—all male!
Isn't it a little bit like today, where we have such an overflow of men in China, Pakistan, Afghanistan, the Middle East...? No wonder, the world is quite restless.
One: Eve.
How many men?
Many!
There was God, Adam, the three Archangels Lucifer, Michael and Gabriel, that's already five men! And then there were myriads of angels—all male!
Isn't it a little bit like today, where we have such an overflow of men in China, Pakistan, Afghanistan, the Middle East...? No wonder, the world is quite restless.
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